Random Stuff I’ve Learned

> Men do make passes at women who wear glasses. If they are not making passes at you, get new frames.

> When in doubt, use this yardstick to gain perspective. There are over 7 billion people in the world. How many are really effected by (insert your big deal here)?

> Winter rye is only great if someone else mows it for you. We have seasons for a reason.

> Have your grandchildren first. They don’t seem to cry as much as your kids.

> No one flips through photos smiling about those great photos taken at work-related conferences unless they gave a speech.

> Google earth is not as good as actually traveling to an exotic location.

> Dessert does not cause weight gain. Talking about dessert causes weight gain!


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